Sunday, February 14, 2010

Wards Lab Population Genetics

The wonderful world of adolescent Judi Judi

like Judith A:

- running headlong into the field,
- eat the snow shovel;
- poke its nose in the holes of mice;
- dig as a caterpillar;
- socialize with all the dogs in the northern hemisphere;
- drinking water from puddles all he meets, even just a small taste;
- sniff every blade of grass that it encounters;
- eating with taste only a certain type of grass;
- sniffing the poop of other dogs;
- taste some!
- hear the noise of the dry poured into his bowl;
- steal the "eastern tuna diced" from the bowl of Egle (our cat);
- Drinking water from the bowl Egle (so you do not drink at all until not change
...); - steal the preferred place of Egle, in front of the fireplace (so she tosses a look of hatred);
- pulverize the clothespins;
- sleeping on the Ikea chair Poang ;
- to destroy the arms of her chair in bites Poang Ikea;
- turn and the pellet Ikea rug (maybe not the like things Swedish
...); - devouring a bone in the buff in 2 minutes flat;
- play with my gloves batteries;
- suddenly jump on you to take the gloves batteries;
- forget in which there are piles of gloves my hands
- turn around the couch;
- open a packet of tissues only with the teeth;
- to reduce microscopic pieces and strew the contents on the floor;
- look smug work;
- spy on me while I dress to bring out;
- be pampered;
- pamper yourself lying upside down in the stubble field in winter;
- sigh as a lover;


A Judith does not like:
- take a shower;
- to meet a stranger;
- to meet a stranger with a stick;
- to meet a stranger with a limp and a stick (this is the ultimate in terror!)
- the noise of 'vacuum cleaner;
- the noise of the dryer;
- the noise of the garbage truck;
- when someone sneezes;
- eat when someone observes it;
- return too early from the fields around;
- do the "tour of pensioners;

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